Sarah Jessica Parker Named Unsexiest Star By Maxim

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October 28, 2007 |

Maxim’s Sexiest Women issue always garners a lot of attention, and sexy stars like Jessica Alba, Scarlett Johansson and Charlize Theron top the list every time. But this time, Maxim has chosen to spotlight who they think, are the world’s ”unsexiest” celebrities.

Maxim’s list of the world’s unsexiest women topped out with Sarah Jessica Parker in the number one spot. Maxim editors claim that the “Sex and the City” star was the “least sexy woman in a group of very unsexy women.”

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In the number two position was “Rehab” singer, Amy Winehouse, because of her ratty hair and bad skin.

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“Grey’s Anatomy” actress Sandra Oh made the list at number three, ahead of the Material Girl herself, Madonna.  According to Maxim, Madonna is unsexy because of her “self-righteous bellyaching and rapid postnuptial deterioration.” They even said that she was “Willem Dafoe with hot flashes.” Ouch.

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And lastly, Ms Britney Spears won herself a position on the list as the number 5 unsexiest woman.

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  1. paris hilton movie on March 24, 2008 2:24 am

    paris hilton movie…

    Did you hear that Paris Hilton had a new movie released over the weekend? Nope, neither did anybody else. The film grossed a lowly 9000 for the weekend which is one of the worst box office openings ever. “ The Hottie & the Nottie” opened on 111 scr…

  2. Terry from El Paso on March 24, 2008 1:09 pm

    I disagree.

    I took a trip to Walmart and I was able to find at least one woman who is not as attractive as Sarah Parker. These silly articles are published by magazines because they know that newsstand sales will go up with that particular pitch on the cover.

    People get in a tizzy defending Parker if they like her and dissing her if they don’t. Other people get to say, “I think Uma Thurman is less sexy.” or “I think Jennifer Lopez is less sexy.” They love putting down someone they dislike.

    All of those women are lovely. Pretty faces, pretty bodies, expensive wardrobes, orthodontically perfect smiles, and flawless makeup. What makes a woman “sexy” is when their appearance provokes a sexual response in men. As a man who has discussed this issue with many men over the years, I assure all of you gals that men do not agree AT ALL on which women are sexy and which are not. Many of us do believe that women whose appearance is flawless are typically more interested in the mirror than they are in any man.

  3. timbo on March 24, 2008 1:51 pm

    i agree with the no 1 spot.As soon as i saw her in that stupid looking skirt dancing around like a fool in the opening of sex in the city i knew she was born for that NO.#1 spot

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