Sarah Jessica Parker Named Unsexiest Star By Maxim

Maxim’s Sexiest Women issue always garners a lot of attention, and sexy stars like Jessica Alba, Scarlett Johansson and Charlize Theron top the list every time. But this time, Maxim has chosen to spotlight who they think, are the world’s “unsexiest” celebrities.

Maxim’s list of the world’s unsexiest women topped out with Sarah Jessica Parker in the number one spot. Maxim editors claim that the “Sex and the City” star was the “least sexy woman in a group of very unsexy women.”

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In the number two position was “Rehab” singer, Amy Winehouse, because of her ratty hair and bad skin.

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“Grey’s Anatomy” actress Sandra Oh made the list at number three, ahead of the Material Girl herself, Madonna.  According to Maxim, Madonna is unsexy because of her “self-righteous bellyaching and rapid postnuptial deterioration.” They even said that she was “Willem Dafoe with hot flashes.” Ouch.

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And lastly, Ms Britney Spears won herself a position on the list as the number 5 unsexiest woman.

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